Signs
that Tickle
On
a Septic Tank Truck sign:
"We're #1 in the #2 business."
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Sign
over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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At
a Proctologist's door
"To expedite your visit please back
in."
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On
a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On
a Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."
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Pizza
Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one
weak."
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At
a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On
a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
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At
a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg.
We want tows."
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On
an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."
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In
a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume
you are on fire and take
appropriate action."
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On
a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At
an Optometrist's Office
"If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the
right place."
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On
a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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In
a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On
a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."
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At
a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your
feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside
a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear
you coming."
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In
a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At
the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send
in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In
a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry,
Come on in and get fed up."
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In
the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station,
"Tank heaven for little grills."
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And
don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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