GORILLA IN MY BACKYARD!

A man woke up to find a gorilla in his backyard tree. He phoned the nearest animal rescue department. The service man arrived with a stick, a Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs, and a shotgun.

"Now listen carefully," he told the homeowner. "I'm going to climb the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground.

The Chihuahua has been trained to go straight for his private parts. When the gorilla crosses his hands to protect himself, you slap the handcuffs on him."

"Got it! But what's the shotgun for?" asked the homeowner.

"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla," the service man said, "shoot the Chihuahua!"